by David Safier
Atomic Al Melvin proposed it on the campaign trail. Now, as Josh Brodesky pointed out in today’s column, he’s written a bill.
Melvin’s SB1548 proposes the creation of a massive nuclear waste dump in Arizona, with the proceeds going to fund education. Let me propose two possible titles for the bill:
- A Mind is a Terrible Thing to (Nuclear) Waste Bill
- Put a Glow on Every Child’s (and Everyone Else’s) Face Bill
No charge, and no need to thank me, Al. You can use either title without attribution.