Aqua Buddha grifter running for president

Tony: It’s no use, the man is a complete idiot.

Village Idiot: If only. Now my father, he was a complete idiot. I’m still a half-wit.”

– TV Mini-Series “The 10th Kingdom” (2000)

aquabuddhaThis is the only memorable line I ever remember from this TV show, but I am reminded of it every time I hear that village idiot Aqua Buddha, Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), open his mouth to speak.

Today Aqua Buddha announced that he is following in his “complete idiot” father’s footsteps, Paul Announces White House Bid, in a Test of Libertarianism, and he is keeping the family business going, i.e., picking the pockets of rubes every four years by running for president. 9 amazing things you can buy at Rand Paul’s online store — including, for some reason, flip-flops, and Rand Paul’s genius political move to take your donations by Bitcoin.

It never ceases to amaze me how many gullible idiots out there fall for this scam. Being a political grifter must be easier than being a televangelist grifter.

I blame this phenomenon on that pseudo-intellectual and bad science fiction writer, Ayn Rand, and the developmentally retarded Libertarians who worship her:

“There are two novels that can transform a bookish 14-year-kid’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish daydream that can lead to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood in which large chunks of the day are spent inventing ways to make real life more like a fantasy novel. The other is a book about orcs.” — John Rogers

One response to “Aqua Buddha grifter running for president

  1. The neo-cons hate him too and have hired the swift boaters to go after him in ads demanding that he nukes mecca!