The GOP winnowing continues

The “mean girl” that the GOP recruited to talk trash about Hillary Clinton and to insulate its male candidates against claims of being sexists (no really, they thought this was a plan), Carly “Demon Sheep” Fiorina, has suspended her campaign. Carly Fiorina Suspends Campaign for President.

No worries. The Sunday morning bobblehead shows will continue to invite Fiorina onto their programs to talk trash about Hillary Clinton, because they serve the GOP.

New Jersey “bully boy” Governor Chris “Bridgegate” Christie will also suspended his campaign. NJ Gov Chris Christie to suspend presidential campaign:

ChristieNBC News confirmed Wednesday that New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie plans to suspend his presidential campaign as well.

Christie had said Tuesday night that he intended to go back home from New Hampshire instead of heading on to South Carolina for the next GOP test.

Christie performed worse than his campaign had hoped in Tuesday’s New Hampshire primary: Businessman Donald Trump won the night as expected, but the tight competition for GOP runner-up went to Ohio Gov. John Kasich.

The New Jersey governor’s camp had hoped that a strong showing in the Granite State could catapult him into the top tier of the Republican pack. Instead, Christie came in sixth place — behind Trump, Kasich, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio.

At least Christie did us the favor of exposing Marco “I, Robot” Rubio for being the programmed automaton that he is, doing real damage to the Beltway media villagers’ recent attempts to elevate this man-child with no accomplishments as the GOP establishment alternative to Donald Trump and Ted “Calgary” Cruz. Viral Memes Target ‘Robot Rubio’ After GOP Debate Debacle; Rubio protesters in robot costumes swarm N.H. Polls. Another media fail.

The campaign death watch is still on for Dr. Ben “The Blade” Carson and J.E.B.! Bush. The Washington Post‘s Greg Sargent commented today that “Maybe Jeb and Marco will go down together, in a kind of death embrace.” That would be sweet! They will probably hang in to Florida on March 15. If Trump wins Florida, it’s game over for the Tallahassee Twins.

3 responses to “The GOP winnowing continues

  1. At first, your reaction is “Thank God!”.

    But then you look at what’s left in the GOP field, and you know there is no god.

  2. Ted Cruz seems to be banking on high votes from evangelicals in South Carolina and the SEC primaries on March 1st. I’m wondering if there will be more coverage of his stingy church contributions in the recent past, and even whether or not he has been a regular church attendee. Perhaps Canadians define “tithing” somewhat differently than American Christians.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/ted-cruz-faces-questions-about-his-tithing-history#.nvXDM2qpr

  3. Fiorina has been running for the Vice President nomination all along. Now it looks like that campaign also will fail.