Posted by AzBlueMeanie:
Too funny not to post.
So Texans want to secede? "Sounds awesome! Texas secessionists, what the hell are you waiting for?"
"Once you've established your Libertarian paradise you'll find we have new enthusiasm for building that border fence some of you always wanted – to keep your crazy asses home. Later on, y'all. Don't let Oklahoma hit your ass on the way out."
h/t AndyCobbOnUTube