A mind is a terrible thing to (nuclear) waste

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by David Safier

Atomic Al Melvin proposed it on the campaign trail. Now, as Josh Brodesky pointed out in today’s column, he’s written a bill.

Melvin’s SB1548 proposes the creation of a massive nuclear waste dump in Arizona, with the proceeds going to fund education. Let me propose two possible titles for the bill:

  1. A Mind is a Terrible Thing to (Nuclear) Waste Bill
  2. Put a Glow on Every Child’s (and Everyone Else’s) Face Bill

No charge, and no need to thank me, Al. You can use either title without attribution.