Warning: Never go alone to a haunted house.
My courageous husband and I dared to venture into the Tucson Slaughterhouse on Friday night for a preview of their 5 scary Haunts. This former animal slaughterhouse was indeed full of infected, bloody “zombies”, and other scary creatures of questionable living status. One scary, blood-stained creature was situated in a standing coffin outside, but was he truly dead? We doubted it as the coffin was empty later.
We started off in the Boiler Room with creatures in gas masks and in all forms of decomposition and hacked bodies. They appeared suddenly along creepy corridors with things hanging from the ceilings, dripping liquid (blood? saliva?), gas explosions — more than enough to scare anyone.
Then we proceeded bravely into the City Meats indoor enclosure with insane butchers holding chain saws and grotesque body parts lying around. There was even a very narrow, totally dark maze, which we were ever so relieved to escape from. I heard a lot of screaming inside there as we exited.
Breathing free air again, we hesitantly creeped through the outside Twisted Tree Mortuary/cemetery, where the figure of Death (of course in somber black) followed us. It was unnerving. We walked past grave stones, tombs, corpses, half dead people, yet to be buried.