David Safier

by David Safier Things got pretty durn tense at the McCain Ranch Saloon last night. Thanks to my intrepid reporter, we got the scoop. Eat your heart out, New York Times!

by David Safier My source caught the man himself in front of his rustic log cabin on the McCain Ranch. The story goes, he cut down the trees and put them in place himself, singlehanded. Here he is checking himself out after his morning shave.

by David Safier My source inside the McCain Ranch went beyond the call of duty yesterday. He crept behind the woodshed, hid on the nether side of a prickly pear cactus and caught this exchange between John and Mitt.

by David Safier My source inside the McCain Ranch snapped off a few pics and scribbled down a few lines he overheard. I’ll get more to you as soon as they’re available. (You have no idea how hard it is to find a place that develops black-and-white film these days!)