G.I. Guarantee Watch: I try to understand

by David Safier All bus drivers are bureaucrats, but not all bureaucrats are bus drivers. All buses drive bureaucrats, but not all bureaucrats drive buses. All cafeteria food is bureaucratic, but not all bureaucrats eat cafeteria food. Teachers are not bureaucrats, but some teachers teach bureaucrats. When the broom is an arrow, the custodian is … Read more

I didn’t say it

by David Safier I didn't say it, but J. Davidson did in a comment about Ladner's Zany, Zen-y Emails, referring to the text of one of Ladner's emails in response to my "Are teachers bureaucrats too?" question. "All baseballs are balls, but not all balls are baseballs." Dude. Ladner gets paid $141,000 a year for … Read more

“Tell it to the Navy SEALS”

by David Safier BruceJ, a reader, chimes in about Ladner's "all government employees except teachers are bureaucrats" line: If he literally believes that everyone who works for the government is a bureaucrat, he should have no trouble telling a buncha Navy SEALS that they're 'just bureaucrats'.

Private schools’ 3-to-1 ratio: a reader comments

by David Safier The Goldwater Institute maintains Arizona's private schools have a 3-to-1 teacher to non-teacher ratio. Reader Parent X wonders how G.I. arrived at that figure: The private schools in this state don't have to release any kind of information like that, and I'd be absolutely shocked if there is any comprehensive employee list … Read more