Does McCain still have a ranch? How about Bush?

Will we hear about our beloved maverick's "ranch" anymore now that the election is over and he doesn't need to portray himself as a straight-shootin' cowboy for the gullible public?

And how about Bush? He bought his "ranch" as a photo op at the beginning of his first run for president. Now he's bought a home in Dallas.

George, George, George, who will clear all that brush?

If Obama buys hisself a "ranch," I swear, I'm leaving the country.