Melvin fighting illegal alien crime, or, not

by David Safier

Melvin
Senator/Captain Al Melvin decided to stand up and fight Illegal Alien Crime without Cutman — aka Russell Pearce — by his side. He may have learned he's still too green to fight the forces of evil on his own.

Melvin asked Wednesday at a public safety committee meeting, how many of the 15,000 gang members in Arizona are illegal aliens? First, he was told he got the number of gang members wrong, and then he was given an answer he didn't expect to hear:

DPS Cmdr. Tim Chung told him there are actually more than 25,000 known gang members in Arizona and only 101 are "non-U.S. citizens" with felony warrants out on them. And that's out of 64,000 outstanding warrants total, he noted.

"Let this be a lesson, Melvin," I imagine Cutman told his Sidekick from SaddleBrook with a patronizing frown. "Always know the answer before you ask the question. Or if you don't know the answer, don't ask an expert. Ask me."

Hat tip to the Guardian Angel over at the online Arizona Guardian for picking this up.


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