the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks

by David Safier
Air Quotes Here's a great blog for people like me who yell at signs when they're driving. I try not to do it when I'm walking down the street. People tend to stare.

Visit the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks and see signs from all over with those I-don't-know-what-the-hell-I'm-doing quotes.

Once my local market went through a major remodel. When it reopened, I felt uncomfortable every time I walked in but couldn't figured out why. Then I realized there were banners hanging all over the store that read, 15th Street Market Challanges the Competition. I must have felt a subconscious compulsion to take out a marker and change every second "a" in "challanges" on every banner to an "e." After I realized the problem, I felt better.

Sumtimes I think being an English teacher "ruins" yu for life.


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