Arizona Sharpie Comes Out of the Comments Swinging at MAGA

Dear MAGA

It’s your pal, Sharpie. I usually troll JGCK from the bottom of the page, but the kind folks at BforAZ are allowing me to troll from up top today.

Is this a great country or what?

Anyway, I just wanted to say muy muchos gracias, my MAGAmigos!

For all the money you give us dirty libtards!

It’s going to put a Dem in the White House in 2028!

I’ll explain.

I know you think the government of the United States of America has you in chains.

Kinda! Just not how you think.

The chains are real and in plain sight.

Got any locally sourced small batch craft brewed gas stations in your neighborhood?

No? Just Walmart’s and McDonald’s?

Your mortgage is Wall Street owned.

Think about how much of your money ends up on Wall Street.

And Wall Street gives some of the money you gave them to whoever they think will win.

Wall Street turns your money purple! Magic!

Obama said he wouldn’t take corporate money, then flip flopped fast enough to make Chase Elliot’s head spin.

(For my book reading herbal tea sipping cork sniffing liberal pals, Chase Elliot is a NASCAR driver who shows ads for corporations at 200 MPH).

You didn’t know you were giving your money to Dems? Obama? Hillary?

To Sleepy Joe, Shifty-Schiff and to Kamala!

Oh, you sweet summer child.

I hear that’s kind of an insult in the South.

So here’s the deal, your boy hired the Project 2025 guys to dismantle the government of the United States of America.

I know, he said he didn’t know anything about Project 2025.

Wink wink.

Any economist will tell you government creates the economy. Roads, highways, ports, courts, police to keep bad guys/girls/they’s from robbing you.

And funds education so your employees can read the sign in the bathroom that says “Lave Sus Manos”.

America exists because government built infrastructure.

Infrastructure = jobs.

Right wing and left economists predict that the cutting he’s doing is going to crash the economy sooner or later.

The Project 2025 cult, and even Space Karen, I mean Elon Musk, say there’s going to be pain.

Pain for us, not Elon. A recession is when billionaires buy your stuff cheap and get richer while you suffer.

Now, Don-old did win, even the popular vote for once, but with less than 50% of that popular vote.

Republican voters are only 22% of the population.

That means more than 75% of America did not vote for him. Not a mandate and most people, even MAGA, didn’t realize what would happen.

He ran on the price of eggs and not starting any wars.

Welp, eggs cost more and we’re teeing up Greenland and Panama.

When the economy crashes people will blame Don-old, who will do something whacky to distract the media and you.

I’m all for stopping waste, fraud, and abuse, and I think the government should only be as big as it needs to be.

But use a scalpel, not a chainsaw, if it means Americans will suffer. Do it right.

So Dems will have a good 2026, and take the White House in 2028.

With your money.

Thank you!

We’ll use your money to create an army of transexual Muslim terrorists, make your sons fabulous, and your daughters get college degrees.

But Sharpie, isn’t money in politics a Dem issue?

Bernie’s thing?

Asking Dems to stop taking corporate money is like asking Wall Street to stop buying cocaine and hookers.

And Dems hate Bernie because he won’t raise money from Wall Street for them.

The media doesn’t talk about this stuff because oh look, there’s an ad for Wells Fargo…get it?

MAGA, you have power right now, you could stop this, but you won’t. You’ll be distracted when out of millions of high schoolers just one trans teen asks to play sports.

Elephants have long memories, you don’t, so maybe think about changing your party’s logo.

Anyway, thank you, I will think of you every time i see you stuck in traffic, heading to a job where you will earn money to buy MAGA swag made in China, the same place Elon makes cars, Ivanka Trump has 30 trademarks, Apple sells phones and where Walmart stuff is made.

On a personal note, you know, we let corporations and their fully owned politicians divide us, but there are some things we should be able to agree on.

Like how everyone should adopt a rescue dog, or two, or just give a few dollars to your local pet shelter.

Having a happy tail greet you at the door when you come home from a long day of earning money that will go to electing Dems is a great way to forget that you just spent hours working to give libtards some of your money.

NOTE – Sorry for the term “hookers” etc., sex work is work, just using shorthand for MAGA. And if your daughter has a college degree or one of your kids is trans, well, then, thanks for reading Elon!