Arizona Sharpie 
“This mean old world runs on sex and gasoline” – Rodney Crowell I, Sharpie, a white man of a certain age and an American citizen, do hereby and henceforth demand reparations! Jeffery Epstein’s BFF, Donald Trump, started a war with Iran to distract us from the Trump-Epstein Files, causing the price of gas to go … Read more
Years ago I confronted a co-worker about rumors that he liked little girls. Children. Little children. He didn’t show up for work the next day, never came back for his last paycheck, and I found out later, had packed up his truck and left town that same night. I confronted evil and evil just relocated … Read more
Enough already! America is going to be awesome! Party sideways with your hair on fire level awesome! Guy Fieri level awesome! For starters, the child rapist in the Oval Office put a worm brained heroin junkie pants on fire guy in charge of all our doctor stuff, and his policies are already bringing back deadly … Read more
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Democrat leadership goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, it hurts when I do this.”\. And the doctor screams, “Oh god, why are you doing that? Please stop! Oh god, my eyes”! Haha! It’s funny because it’s true! MAGA stands for small, limited constitutional government. It’s a moist, … Read more
Dear MAGA It’s your pal, Sharpie. I usually troll JGCK from the bottom of the page, but the kind folks at BforAZ are allowing me to troll from up top today. Is this a great country or what? Anyway, I just wanted to say muy muchos gracias, my MAGAmigos! For all the money you give … Read more