I Knew It! Elon is a Binge-Eating Junkie
Elon Musk was apparently conducting his own pharmaceutical Olympics — sprinting between doses of ketamine, leaping into psychedelic mushroom patches, and power-lifting Adderall pills, all while moonwalking through Donald Trump’s political circus like a hallucinogenic ringmaster. As the tech billionaire-turned-Trump-cheerleader tossed $275 million into MAGA’s bottomless money pit, it’s clear his real contribution is as … Read more