The S.S. Trump is Going Down—Can Juan Be Saved?

Illustration from the Unseat Ciscomani Team — Carol Braddick A year ago, Congressional Republicans, including Southern Arizona’s very own Juan Ciscomani, booked passage on the S.S. Trump, a luxury liner (with, reportedly, gold toilets), headed for a victory cruise on the placid waters of MAGA-dominated public opinion.             Something, however, has gone very wrong on … Read more

Juan Ciscomani Arrested by ICE!

This article is a satire. Juan Ciscoman was arrested yesterday as he returned from his monthly fundraising meeting of EWW (Evil Wealthy Whites).  Eager to return to his bunker to wash out his mouth after a morning of vigorous ass-kissing, he was profiled by ICE and tailed.  What follows is a transcript put together from … Read more

Surprise AZ’s Propsed ICE Facility Is Surprisingly Large and a Surprisingly Grave Moral Question for Every AZ Community

This footage (which will play in your Blue Sky app if you click below) gives an interesting insight into the sheer size of the recently DHS-purchased warehouse facility in Surprise, AZ. It looks as if the campus would be capable of holding many THOUSANDS of detainees. The size is simply staggering. That revelation is supplemented … Read more