Link: Republican Heaven, The Year 2020
by Patrick McGann
Welcome back from your little nap. Here’s America. How do you like it?
Having
achieved a "Permanent Majority" under the architecture of Newt Gingrich
and Karl Rove, Republicans have controlled both houses of Congress and
the White House for two decades.
Economy booms!
Driven
by a robust demand for U.S. flag lapel pins (now mandatory by law), and
by highly profitable private prisons, where the pins are made,
Republicans are crowing this year! The nation’s largest prison
provider, Halliburton, announced its 20th consecutive year of record
profits. And after a prolonged period of consolidation, book publishing
is rebounding as Bible production ramps up to comply with the
replacement of all school text books with the King James version. Most
economists, still employed, credited tax cuts.
Final phase of tax reform completed!
The
last phase of tax reform has been completed. Itemized deductions are
now allowed on the national sales tax for qualified individuals who
spend more than $100,000 on selected items, including jewelry, furs,
German and Italian automobiles over $75,000, boats over 25 feet long,
real estate, stocks and stock options, certificates of deposit, limited
partnerships, oil paintings by the masters, and small, medium and large
businesses. Going the way of the income tax, eliminated in 2012 — in
order to spur investment — property taxes have been eliminated on
first, second, third, fourth or more residences valued over $500,000
each. Said Senator Riley Stickem, R- Utah, "Now the tax burden is more
fairly placed on those who cause the costs."