Boozer Kash Patel heads the Federal Bureau of Intoxication
Drunken, wandery-eyed FBI Chief Kash Patel is busy these days getting blackout drunk, flying his extra-young girlfriend around in his government jet, handing out his FBI brand bourbon and selling merch on his Fight With K$H website. The FBI’s “J. Edgar Boozer” is so blotto that he misstated that Chinese mass-produced driver’s licenses were used … Read more