Boozer Kash Patel heads the Federal Bureau of Intoxication

Drunken, wandery-eyed FBI Chief Kash Patel is busy these days getting blackout drunk, flying his extra-young girlfriend around in his government jet, handing out his FBI brand bourbon and selling merch on his Fight With K$H website. The FBI’s “J. Edgar Boozer” is so blotto that he misstated that Chinese mass-produced driver’s licenses were used … Read more

Competitiveness and the Voting Rights Act

[Note: this article was co-written with retired attorney Jay Simpson.] Redistricting is in the news. While it can be an obscure topic, mostly of interest to a modest number of nerds (us included), it has become national news every day. More people now see how it can fundamentally affect our democracy. As established in the … Read more

Donald, Pete, and Juan’s War Breaks Your Bank

Pete Hegseth and Juan Ciscomani are buddies. But GasBuddy is not their buddy.     We were going to write about Affordability, the mid-term election topic important to voters. But it turns out, one can’t write about Affordability without first addressing the Iran War. We call it Donald, Pete, and Juan’s War because Donald Trump mindlessly … Read more