National Politics

Tucson Area State Legislators Condemn ICE-Gestapo Secret Police Reportedly Masquerading as Utility Workers

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Apparently in their zeal to make their bonus quotas, Trump’s ICE-Gestapo Secret Police officials are reportedly masquerading as Utility Workers from Tucson Electric Power driving in neighborhoods with unmarked vehicles to gain access to households of suspected illegal immigrants, without warrants. Democratic State House Members led by Assistant Leader Nancy Gutierrez issued a joint statement … Read more

I Knew It! Elon is a Binge-Eating Junkie

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Elon Musk was apparently conducting his own pharmaceutical Olympics — sprinting between doses of ketamine, leaping into psychedelic mushroom patches, and power-lifting Adderall pills, all while moonwalking through Donald Trump’s political circus like a hallucinogenic ringmaster. As the tech billionaire-turned-Trump-cheerleader tossed $275 million into MAGA’s bottomless money pit, it’s clear his real contribution is as … Read more