Arizona Leaders Send Get Well Wishes to the Man Who Beat Trump

Former President Joe Biden, the man who brought the country back from the ravages of the Coronavirus, secured landmark legislation in infrastructure and clean energy, provided prescription drug benefits to seniors, oversaw the creation of ten million new jobs, and made record appointments in women and minorities to the federal judiciary, only to get stabbed … Read more

Coming Soon to a Country That’s Lost Its Damn Mind

DHS may greenlight a reality show where immigrants compete for U.S. citizenship. No, really. The next phase of America’s moral collapse is now in development. And like everything else we’ve monetized, it’s got a pitch deck, a reality TV producer, and just enough red-white-and-blue branding to pass for patriotism. According to Time magazine (May 17, … Read more

It’s Not a Press Room, It’s a Stage

Trump isn’t taking questions. He’s shredding them. Sure, you can call it a press briefing if you want, but nobody’s walking out with real answers. Reporters show up with facts. Trump shows up with an agenda.  What follows isn’t a presser. It’s a performance—equal parts grievance, gaslight, and self-congratulation. The press is just the punch line. And … Read more