Coming soon: Tax-Free Fries

by David Safier

Move over Freedom Fries. You're so pre-Iraq War. France is no longer a bunch of Freedom-hating cowards — or maybe they still are, but who cares? They're a bunch of tax-hiking Commies now that Socialist François Hollande is their new President.

Expect a resolution to be passed in the House stating that "French Fries" will hereinafter be referred to as "Tax-Free Fries," and no sales tax will be charged when they're sold in our freedom-loving, flag-flying American restaurants.

Oh, and Obama was born in the French part of Kenya. Bonjour, Barack.