#DeceitfulDavey Schweikert Announces AZ Gubernatorial Campaign

#DecietfulDavey today announced he is running for the GOP nomination for AZ Governor against his fellow MAGA lickspittle, Rep. Andy Biggs (Arizona’s #BiggsestFascist), and aspiring oligarch businesswoman – and more recent MAGA fascist convert – Karrin Taylor Robson.

I don’t have a high opinion of #DeceitfulDavey, as you might know from reading my latest post on his deeply offensive and insensitive justifications of his vote in favor of ripping health care away from hundreds of thousands of AZ citizens, and loading an additional $400m burden on AZ taxpayers, with his vote for Trump’s Big Bludering Budget Bil.

In fact, I think that between his many, many ethics issues while in office, and his utter uselessness as a legislator (not a single bill he has authored has passed into law during his entire career in Congress), Davey is just another MAGA fascist empty suit, greasing the skids toward an authoritarian overthrow of our proud republic.

Now Davey wants his chance to act unethically with the whole new scope of discretionary powers afforded an American state Governor, and to get nothing useful done as an executive, instead of as a legislator. Truly, AZ MAGAts will be spoiled for choice in this race.

Why is he running? No idea. I truly can’t tell any functional difference between Davey and Andy. I have no idea what Davey thinks he brings to the race. They both are Trump’s little lap creatures, both have a ‘supple’ sense of morality, and both have an unquechable instinct to bury their noses in Trump’s backside. They are so functionally similar, I think they could simply be concatenated into a single useless fascist toady mouthpeice: #DAndyAZz. As to any difference with #KKKarrin? Self-funding and different genetalia, I suppose?

Davey says of his bid to be our Governor, “I’ve grown to believe Washington … is unsavable,”Schweikert told Axios Phoenix. “I do believe Arizona is savable.” And presumably, he thinks he’s the right fascist factotum for the job? So, having done all he can to allow Trump to destroy and usurp the power of Congress and enable the destruction of our norms, institutions, public morals, and our federal Constitution, he… wants to do the same for the Arizona Constitution and our state executive branch?

When pressed by Axios as to the reason for his entry into the race, Davey claimed he has a “more battle-tested” record. I have no idea what that means, if anything. I suspect it just means he’s more abject Trump toe-licker.

In any case, I truly look forward to the MAGA primary for the Gubernatorial nomination and hope they utterly destroy each other in the tussle; more likely, they will simply compete to see which of them can burrow their way deepest into Trump’s rump. I wait in eager anticipatation for plenty of real and AI images of these three clowns beaming buddy-buddy bonhomie with dearly departed Christo-fascist martyr Charlie #KirKK. Based on a quick Google, I’d say Andy #BiggsestFascist is in the lead of the murder porn portion of the race, but I’m quite sure they have all been at Turning (My Stomach) Point events.

I’m expecting Trump’s useless TRIPLE endorsement in the race (rather than his currently useless DOUBLE endorsement of both Andy and Karrin) any minute now…