Question: How many
members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton
for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a new
light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and standing
on a step ladder, under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how
Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;
8. Another one to viciously smear # 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.
And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never actually managed to change the light bulb.
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Good one, Zeplph
The Federal Government needs to Stay OUT of our homes telling us what to do;while Al Gore flys around in his private jet telling everyone the Planet has a FEVER?!
OK, how many Joe Lieberman “Democrats” does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, if they try to make me screw in a light bulb, I’ll change parties.
Mike;
Let me ask one question that maybe you could do some research into as Iam sure everyone here would be very intersted to know the FACTS about, as am I.
“How many NEW Power Plants or Megawatts has it taken to supply power to an Illegal Population that was NEVER factored in as a need for future United States Power Generation?”
Also could you figure out the CARBON FOOTPRINT of an Illegal Immigrant and what they are costing American Powerplants in Carbon Blocks paid to Al Gore?
What happens AFTER BUSH?
The momentum that I have seen in The Democratic Party from its grass roots organizations to The DNC itself IS ALL based around BUSH this or Bush that.
As a concerned Citizen with his PROPERTY TAXES going through the roof in PIMA COUNTY supporting Schools,Roads,Hospitals,Law Enforcement, Jails,Social Services etc. at in increasing alarming rate due to millions of people being integrated into our society from the poor of another country(who are NOT the poorist of the worlds poor population)where do we as Concerned American Citizens draw the line?
In California alone it takes ONE NEW ELEMENTARY SCHOLL BEING BUILT EVERYDAY OF THE YEAR JUST TO KEEP UP WITH THE EDUCATION OF ILLEGAL MEXICAN NATIONALS!”
YET THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO BRAGGS TO PRESIDENT BUSH AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT he HAS RELATIVES “Picking Lettuce Illegally in the United States?” To pour salt into the wounds President Bush says’ “Picking Lettuce was the best experience of his life!?”
Do the problems of the World which IS Immigration STOP AFTER BUSH?
Does Radical Islam STOP attacking non Islamic States and killing infidels after Bush?
As the Democratic Party has gone on record as INCREASING TAXES (Federal) and Bill Staples IS bowing down to The Pima County Board of Supervisors INCREASING PROPERTY RATES like he is speculating in the Real Esate Market, as property rates DEcrease due to a crashing home sale market; all we hear from The Board of Supervisors is “Don’t worry we will “DECREASE the amount of Taxes DUE on your OVER PRICED (assessed) HOUSE!?”
You forgot some….
11. One to claim that we need more off-shore and alaskan oil fields to power the bulb
12. Someone to claim that we need more ‘clean’ nuclear power plants to power the bulb
The question of how many members of the Bush administration it would take to change a light bulb presupposes that the Bush administration has people who would know how to change a light bulb! Myself, I’m not so sure. That’s a pretty sophisticated skill.