God just likes to make prank phone calls

Posted by AzBlueMeanie:

Bob Newhart made famous the one-sided telephone conversation stand-up comedy routine. "The Button Down Mind of Bob Newhart" added to Library of Congress.

The Minnesota Loon, Rep. Michelle Bachmann, claimed that she had a "calling from God himself" to run for President. Bachmann's Prayers Answered: 'I've Had That Calling' To Run For President | TPMDC.

Governor Goodhair Rick Perry of Texas was too busy playing X-box video games to answer the phone so his wife Anita got the call from God. "I'll give him the message." Anita Perry: “God Was Speaking to Me” that Rick Should Run for President.

Likewise, Rick "man on dog" Santorum was too busy with planning The Second Coming to answer the phone, so his wife Karen got the call from God “about going on to the battlefield and defending God’s truth in the World.” Exclusive: Karen Santorum on 2012 Race: It's 'about going on to the battlefield and defending God’s truth in the World'.

Now Herman Cain claims God persuaded him to enter the race for president, comparing himself to Moses. No, seriously. God persuaded me to enter race, Cain tells Republicans.

Apparently, God Caught Backing Multiple GOP Candidates for President. God just likes to make prank phone calls.

I would pay good money to see Bob Newhart perform this "prank calls from God" stand-up routine.