by David Safier
Star head/subhead in this morning's print edition:
The rich got richer in 2012, study finds
Top 1% earned nearly 20% of US household income
The head for the online edition, which Google tells me was used by lots of papers — this AP story got plenty of ink — is "Richest 1 percent earn biggest share since '20s."
Read it and weep — unless you're rich, in which case you can wipe away the tears from laughter all the way to the bank.