Mark Your Calendar For The Latest Apocalyptic Prediction, And Prepare To Have A Good Laugh

The world has long been plagued by religious extremist charlatans making apocalyptic predictions for the end of the world. Wikipedia has a pretty thorough List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events.

The latest “apocalyptic prediction” for the end of American democracy and the return of “Orange Julius” Caesar from his exile in Mar-a-Lago (or is it Bedminster this time of year?) riding a bald Eagle (oh wait, that is from Dumbass Donny, Jr.) comes from former crackhead (are we sure about that?) and Big Lie promoter Mike Lindell, the “My Pillow Guy” huckster.

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We have a date certain. Mark your calendar to be totally disappointed, you MAGA/QAnon cult freaks.

By the way, for those of you with triskaidekaphobia or paraskevidekatriaphobia that would be Friday, August 13th. OMG! What are the odds? Pretty damn good for making bullshit apocalyptic predictions.

Mediaite reports, Mike Lindell Sets August Date for Bonkers Trump Reinstatement Theory: ‘Let’s Get These Communists Out!’ (secret decoder ring: by “Communists” he means Democrats):

Continuing to tout the latest 2020 election conspiracy theory, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has set a date for Donald Trump’s alleged return to office this summer.

“The morning of August 13, it will be the talk of the world, going, ‘Hurry up! Let’s get this election pulled down,” he told Brannon Howse of Worldview Weekend Broadcast Network. “Let’s right the right. Let’s get these communists out, you know that have taken over.”

According to media watchdog Patriot Takes, which flagged the clip on Twitter, Lindell also claimed, “there will be many down-ticket senators that will have different election results.”

He means Martha McSally, of course, here in Arizona. Is she buying into this bonkers crap?

“You’ll see when I say that, and they’ll say what’s going to happen to all the people that were involved. I don’t know, right now the biggest concern is getting this election pulled down,” Lindell added. “Donald Trump won. It’s pretty simple, ok?”

Lindell made the claim as a conspiracy theory claiming Trump will be reinstated this summer becomes more popular. The theory, also pushed by pro-Trump attorney Sidney Powell, gained media attention once Lindell made the claim on Steve Bannon’s War Room: Pandemic.

“Donald Trump, I believe, will be back in by the end of August,” he said – wait, August 13 is the second week of August, which is it crackhead? – adding that liberals like Rachel Maddow will admit that the election was stolen from the former president.

Oh, I’m certain that on Friday, August 13, Rachel Maddow and millions of Americans will be sharing a good laugh at your expense, you lunatic.

Why have the guys in white coats not thrown a butterfly net over this nut job, and taken him away for a 48 hour psych eval?

For those of you with your mental health fully in check, there is no such procedure in the Constitution or federal law for “reinstatement” of a previous president who lost the election by a landslide.

The only means for that is another seditious insurrection by the MAGA/QAnon domestic terrorists who stormed the Capitol on January 6. These traitors are still fantasizing about starting a civil war to end American democracy. Round them all up.





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3 thoughts on “Mark Your Calendar For The Latest Apocalyptic Prediction, And Prepare To Have A Good Laugh”

  1. Rep. Marjorie “Q” Green (R-GA), rejected the conspiracy theory that former President Donald Trump will be reinstated to the White House in August during an appearance on “War Room: Pandemic,” a program hosted by Steve Bannon, Trump’s former chief strategist. Youtube link, https://youtu.be/SCDn0_jVzbc

    “I want people to be careful in what they believe,” Greene told viewers. “It’s going to be very difficult to overturn the 2020 election and so I would hate for anyone to get their hopes up thinking that President Trump is going to be back in the White House in August. Because that’s not true,” she said.

    There you have it, straight from the demented QAnon Queen.

  2. My Pillow Guy with a following of possibly millions of people making predictions about a reality TV game show host being magically coronated into office with some kind of divine intervention.

    Maybe there is a God and she’s got a wicked sense of humor.

  3. The Washington DC police is not laughing.
    They’re preparing for an invasion of Trumpians on Friday, August 13.
    Maybe “the deep state” will intercept the plot.

    On another note, this was the happiest July 4 in my lifetime. American’s voted against the popular loser/Conman, and his minions could not stop the peaceful transfer of power.

    Will there be a Civil War? McBroom from Michigan, a lifetime Republican, conducted an extensive investigation into voter fraud and found none. McBroom said his neighbors refused to believe him and talked about Civil War every day.

    We’d be defending the Capitol, the White House, and and God knows where else.

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