Read the Details of What Stormy Daniels Really Said **For Adults Only**

Stormy Daniels’ testimony was so lurid it almost derailed Trump’s trial. The porn star’s lively testimony discussed ‘condoms,’ ‘STDs,’ and ‘the missionary position.’

• When they screwed, Daniels was only 27, and Trump was an overweight, farting, 60-year-old with dementia.
• Trump and Daniels had sex only four months after his wife Melania gave birth. They had a “very brief” discussion about Melania. “He said, ‘Don’t worry about it, we actually don’t even sleep in the same room,'” she told the court.
• ‘Was it brief?’ asked prosecutor Susan Hoffinger. ‘Yes,’ was the answer.
• Trump did not wear a condom. Afterward, Daniels started a regimen of monthly STD testing after she had sex with Trump.

Before the sex, she made her way through Trump’s master bedroom to use the bathroom. She couldn’t help but rummage through his toiletry bag before walking back into the bedroom. “The items were Old Spice and Pert Plus. I thought that was both amusing and odd. And a manicure set, which was gold. Gold tweezers and all gold things.”

Trump was spreadeagled on the bed in just a t-shirt and boxer shorts. “I wasn’t expecting someone to be there, especially minus a lot of clothing,” she testified. 

“That’s when I had that moment when I felt like the room spun in full motion. And I felt the blood leave my hands and my feet, almost like if you stand up too fast,” she testified. “Next thing I know, I was on the bed. I was staring at the ceiling. I didn’t know how I got there. I made a note like I was trying to think about anything other than what was happening there.”

“I think I blacked out,” Daniels said. She likened the experience to being “in a funhouse, moving in slow motion.”

‘I felt ashamed that I didn’t stop it,’ she said. ‘I didn’t say no.’ She felt an imbalance of power, particularly with Trump’s security guard outside.

Daniels said that after the encounter, Trump suggested they meet up again soon and tried to kiss her, but she was deeply upset. “My hands were shaking so hard, I was having a hard time getting dressed,” she said.

Trump, of course, denied that the tryst happened. So why did he pay her $130,000 not to talk about it?

And then there was the time a stranger approached her in a Las Vegas parking garage in 2011, telling her not to sell her story. It was a hint of a plot that Trump’s allies were out to silence her.