‘They’re going to put me in the movies…’

Posted by AzBlueMeanie:

After bigfooting Willard "Mittens" Romney's campaign kickoff in New Hampshire with her magical mystery tour bus trip to nowhere with the sycophant media villagers in tow, Sarah Palin is now headed to Pella, Iowa on Tuesday to bigfoot today's campaign kickoff for the Minnesota Loon, Rep. Michelle Bachman (R-MN) in Waterloo, Iowa.

The Quitta from Wasilla is headed to Iowa to attend a special premiere of the documentary film "The Undefeated," a documentary about her – naturally. Sarah Palin in Iowa for premiere of 'The Undefeated,' a new chapter in the politics of documentaries – latimes.com. Bonus bigfoot:

Interestingly — likely coincidentally — President Obama will also be in Iowa on Tuesday, promoting manufacturing jobs in Bettendorf. No word whether the two have a date to split corn dogs, but we doubt it.

Oh, the sycophant media villagers will be wetting themselves with excitement. Wall-to-wall Palin tweets.

By the way, John Wayne called. He wants his movie title back.

The Palin promotional documentary premiers nationally on July 15th, which coincidentally happens to be the same day that “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II” hits the big screen, as well as the new "Winnie the Pooh" movie for kids hits the big screen. Guess who is going to be "defeated" in this weekend box office head-to-head matchup.

The Palin movie will play exclusively at AMC Theatres, says a news release from CRC Public Relations. The film will launch in Dallas, Denver, Oklahoma City, Orlando, Atlanta, Orange County, Phoenix, Houston, Indianapolis and Kansas City. Palin movie to premier in Iowa this month | Iowa Caucuses.

Sarah Palin dreaming of a movie career reminds me of this classic song from Buck Owens:

Well, I hope you come to see me in the movie
Then I'll know that you're gonna plainly see
The biggest fool that's ever hit the big time
And all I gotta do is act naturally