Why do saguaros’ arms reach for the sky? Fitz has the answer.

by David Safier

Fitz has decided Arizona has its own action star, Rich Carmona. And like Chuck Norris, Carmona deserves his own list of "facts."

You may not know about the Chuck Norris Facts website filled with pages of facts, like:

• When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down!
• Chuck Norris wins games he isn't playing.
• The reason you can not play as Chuck Norris in video games is simple; you can't control him….ever.
• Chuck Norris only uses stunt doubles for crying scenes.

Fitz has suggested some starter Carmona "facts" and is asking others to contribute their own. Some of his contributions:

• Every saguaro in Arizona surrendered to Carmona when he came here. That's why their arms reach for the sky.
• Carmona can kill you and bring you back to life.
• Monsoon lightning fears Carmona.

Your turn.