10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong



01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t
changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry
whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage
would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role
model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single
parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars,
the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.

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  1. Homosexualality discribes a way person get sexually ‘turned on’ in their head. Love and sex are not the same thing. I love several people but I don’t have to have sex with them. Anyone can have sex without love. Using “love” is just an excuse to justify a particular sexual desire.

  2. Wow! Fabulous post. I’ve been hanging around skinny people to lose weight, but it doesn’t seem to be working! Really terrific post, I hope it goes far and wide.

  3. Priceless!!! But you’re wrong, in one regard. My parents were quite short but my brother and I are tall.