A suggestion for Calvin Woodward of the AP

Posted by AzBlueMeanie:

Calvin Woodward of the AP has a report running nationally in newspapers today that appears in the Arizona Daily Star under the caption Obama vs. Romney: Where they stand on the issues.

Mr. Woodward, as your report suggests, the caption rightly should be "Obama vs. Romney vs. Romney vs. Romney, etc." The shameless shapeshifter and pathological liar Willard "Mittens"' Romney has taken positions on all sides of every issue as it suits political expediency, and he is certain to flip-flop numerous times more between now and November. Trying to identify Romney's position on any issue is like trying to nail Jello to the wall — it can't be done.