Always Sorry to See His Backside

Oh, Turdblossom. We hardly knew ya.

So Rove is leaving the White House at the end of the month. I can’t quite figure out the angle here. ‘Cept maybe Bush doesn’t want Karl on staff when the indictment comes. His departure makes it harder for the White House to keep him out of the Congressional hearing rooms, and out of the dock. I can’t see any substantive benefit to the Administration by Rove’s departure.

I can only conclude that Bush is planning to have Rove killed. It’s the only move that makes sense. While they’re at it, they should consider firing Gonzales on the same day. That way it’s easier to stage the homosexual murder-suicide of Rove by a distraught Gonzales and tie up two loose ends in a neat, sensational bow that no one would look behind. I mean, really, so many of these Republican movers are turning out to be kinky little twists who would question a homosexual murder-suicide at this point?

Maybe I’m wrong, but Karl, you would do well to hire some of those Blackwater folks until Bush is out of office. Wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to you. And if Gonzales comes knocking at your door in the middle of night saying he needs to talk… well, just don’t answer the door.