Are the MAGA Fascists Going to Nominate #PuppyKillerKristi as Vice President!?

The GOP have lost all sense of shame and proportion! One of the their top candidates for Vice-President shoots puppies in the face for being too puppyish! I think this might actually make her MORE viable as a candidate once the fascists get wind of how much this shocks and disgusts anyone with an ounce of human feeling.

And why not? Dick Cheney shot a dude in the face, and they rallied around him. George Allen Kelly murdered an unarmed immigrant for being on his land while brown and poor, and they’ll treat him like a hero now that he’s gotten away with it. It makes total sense that they will pick the hot psychopathic mom for as Trump’s VP. An dead-eyed beauty queen type with perfect hair and teeth, an AR rifle, and the ‘common sense’ to put down a troublesome dog is the perfect running mate for rapist serial conman traitor insurrectionist Putin tool Trump.

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Okay, now that they’ve scanned the first couple paragraphs full of outrage, we can actually talk.

I can’t believe these morons might actually nominate the puppy killing psycho MILF as Trump’s VP! I can’t believe our good fortune! I also can’t believe they are thinking about a woman who spells her name Kristi! She’s dishonoring and defacing the name of Christ! JK! I just can’t resist a little fundie sock puppetry. I do so love my hobbies…

Now, we just have to get all censorious and self-righteous about this, and they are sure to nominate #PuppyKillerNoem to spite our ‘woke’ concern trolling!

Personally, I do find her attitude and actions ghastly, but we really need to encourage the GOP to see backing away from nominating Noem as a result of this revelation as an example of the GOP going ‘woke’ in the face of criticism by the liberal elites of the mainstream media and ignorant urban dwelling latte-lifters. We have to make them feel like they are being bullied out of choosing the ‘strongest candidate’ (three whole electoral votes!) by us ‘woke elites’ so they get their backs up and do it just to spite us.

It’s a delicate balancing act that might require some skillful sock-puppetry to pull off. But I am ready with my Truth Social, Gettr, and Rumble, etc. accounts to push the ‘woke’ narrative.

What?! You don’t have deniable sock puppet accounts on those platforms? What the heck are you waiting for? A written invitation to rat fuck these rat fink traitor fasicsts? Get on it!

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2 thoughts on “Are the MAGA Fascists Going to Nominate #PuppyKillerKristi as Vice President!?”

  1. One bullet, two instances of poor judgement, the second being putting the story in a book to score a gig as VPOTUS to a convicted rapist.

    She’s a puppy killer with poor judgement who’s fine with rape if it gets her a gig. OMG, what a f’n clown.

    Noem said she hated the dog, so her reasons for slaughtering the puppy, for it acting like a puppy FFS, are meaningless after she said that.

    She murdered a puppy because she didn’t like it.

    We inherited a cocker spaniel when my father in law passed. It barked nonstop, had “bathroom issues”, and drew blood on me once when it was in the middle of our other two rescues playing and got confused.

    We fed it and took it to the vet regularly (inbred purebreds are gold to vets) and cared for it and gave it a good home for 5 years before the dog passed.

    I even gave it a pat on the head and some treats now and then, because it was a f’n dog and didn’t know any better, and cocker’s are famously ill behaved.

    The little dude’s problems weren’t his fault, that’s on the decades of inbreeding done by people, and he needed a home.

    If it hadn’t been my wife’s father’s dog we’d have just found it a new home.

    I sure AF wouldn’t have shot it. JFC.

    Fun Fact – near the end of WW2, Hitler had some suicide pills tested on his dog, Blondi, who then died, but unlike Noem, Hitler felt bad about it.

    JFC.

    Troll, troll like a woke wind. Whatever it takes to rid democracy of these freaks.

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