Billionaire Bill and the Cult of Cash

Ever notice how the media likes to introduce billionaires as if their wealth alone makes them fascinating? You’ll rarely hear about their actual credentials (or lack thereof). It’s as if hoarding obscene amounts of money is a job title. And yet, these billionaires don’t just sit on their mountains of cash; they actively use their … Read more

DJT Handed Musk the Keys to Everything—This Is Not a Drill

Let’s cut to the chase: Elon Musk is no longer just a billionaire meddling in politics. He is running the show. For all the noise about Donald Trump’s return to power, it’s clear who’s actually calling the shots. “President” Musk has embedded himself so deeply into the federal government that even Trump’s own people are reportedly frustrated … Read more

Arizona Slowpokes Could Pay More Than Speeders

Ah, Arizona’s legislature—where the solution to every minor inconvenience is a brand-new law, preferably one that already exists. This time, the scourge of society isn’t foreign entities stealing our state’s ground water, contradictory border security narratives, or Republicans’ love affair with school vouchers for the wealthy. No, the real crisis—the one that demands immediate legislative … Read more

Trump’s Obsession with Control Jeopardizes Public Health…Again

You know what’s super unhelpful during a public health crisis? Silencing the experts whose literal job is to keep us informed. Because people who actually know what they’re talking about irritate the hell out of wannabe dictators. Trump loathes not being seen as an All-Knowing God AKA Expert Extraordinaire. So, he just makes another one of his … Read more

DJT’s Half-Baked, Fully Absurd TikTok Stick-Up

Donald Trump has blessed us with yet another spectacularly dumb idea. His latest genius suggestion? Allow TikTok to keep operating in the U.S., but only if a new buyer hands over 50% ownership to our government.  “TikTok is worthless if I don’t approve it. The U.S. should be entitled to get half of TikTok,” Trump … Read more