Bush Arrested By UN

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President Bush has been arrested just over an hour ago. The International Court of Justice in The Hague, Netherlands, put out a warrant for his arrest yesterday.

A Black Ops team, sanctioned by the UN, has entered the White House and arrested both President Bush and his wife Laura, who are currently being being deported to an undisclosed location.

“The team that came in and arrested the President overpowered the agents within minutes. It was quite embarrassing,” an anonymous source within the Secret Service said.

Apparently, no shots were fired, and the operation only took about ten minutes.

“This is an outrage!” Vice President Cheney said, just before he was wheeled away on a gurney, after a mild heart attack.

Mr. Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the House, is presumed to take over the Presidency while both the President and Vice President are incapacitated.

Witnesses saw a man and a woman being forced to enter a black helicopter on the front lawn of the White House, however, no official source has yet stated that these were in fact President Bush and the First Lady.

UN officials have stated that “this is the first step to address the illegal war and occupation of Iraq” but were reluctant to offer further details.

It is not clear when the trial against Bush, formally charged with starting an illegal war, will start, but preparations have been secretly underway for months.

A source withing the Administration commented on the arrest, "Well, it’s only common sense that the President would be arrested now; just look at the date…"