Coming Soon to a Country That’s Lost Its Damn Mind

DHS may greenlight a reality show where immigrants compete for U.S. citizenship. No, really. The next phase of America’s moral collapse is now in development. And like everything else we’ve monetized, it’s got a pitch deck, a reality TV producer, and just enough red-white-and-blue branding to pass for patriotism. According to Time magazine (May 17, … Read more

UPDATED 5/15/25: Trump Regime Gets Slapped Down by Court on Absurd Militarized Border Zone Legal Fiction

UPDATE 5/15: Reuters reports: The first batch of 100 test cases of criminal tresspass against undocumented immigrants crossing the US/Mexico border into newly designated National Defense Areas (discussed below), alleged by the Administration to be part of military bases, have been dismissed for lacking probable cause for the arrests. The court ruled that the arrestees … Read more

Senator Ruben Gallego Unveils a Comprehensive Immigration Reform Plan

In perhaps the first salvo in a Presidential or Vice Presidential run, Arizona Junior Senator Ruben Gallego unveiled a comprehensive immigration reform plan on social media on May 12, 2025 that he hopes will garner bipartisan support. Since putting out his proposal, the Senator has been making the rounds on media networks including Fox and … Read more

Bimbo Trump Lawyer Blasted for Arresting Newark Mayor

Failed lawyer Anina Habba’s first act as interim US Attorney for New Jersey was to arrest an elected official for attending a protest with members of Congress. Mayor Ras Baraka was illegitimately arrested yesterday, May 10, for “trespassing” and held for five hours by ICE. No charges were filed. Baraka is also a Democratic candidate … Read more