National Elections

Congratulations Senator-Elect Gallego, Who is Now on the Presidential and VP Shortlist for 2028

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This was the scene at Gallego for Senate headquarters last night following his declared victory over Kari Lake. A close to two year campaign of convincing voters from all political persuasions across the Grand Canyon state has paid off. Ruben Gallego will become the first Latino Senator in Arizona History. In comments to supporters following … Read more

Aspiring Republican Senate Leaders Appear to Give in to Trump’s Demands to Recess Appointments

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Apparently Mr. Trump does not intend to fill his government with the best and brightest. Duh. Wanting loyalty to him above all else including competence and love of country, the American Duce appears to have scored another victory against the American Ideal by pressuring Republican Senate Leader Aspirants John Thune, John Cornyn, and Rick Scott … Read more

Bracelets Against Tyranny? Someone Missed the Memo!

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So here we are: it’s 2024, democracy’s hanging by a thread, and your plan, my liberal white sister? Beaded blue bracelets. Yes, seriously. Now, when you see a woman in the wild wearing this special color-coded accessory, you can give her a subtle but knowing nod because, you know, you’re both on the same side of the not-a-Trumper divide. It’s a secret handshake, but with crafty couture.

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How bad will it be? I hope I was wrong

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I really thought Harris would win. Yes, I knew that all indications were that it would be close, but still, it felt like the campaign had caught the public’s eye about women’s health, and there seemed to be a lot of enthusiasm.  Obviously, other factors dominated, and unfortunately, my intuition was wrong. But while I didn’t think … Read more