Could it really be this easy to end the government shutdown?

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Posted by AzBlueMeanie:

OprahLast week, this Teabagger from Indiana said:

"We're not going to be disrespected, we have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is."

— Rep. Marlin Stutzman (R-IN), quoted by the Washington Examiner, on the government shutdown.

"We have to get something out of this." Could it really be this easy to end the government shutdown?

For a few thousand dollars, we can put together some awesome Swag Bag Gifts for members of Congress, and then have Oprah come out and do her shtick: "Check under your seats. You get a gift! And you get a gift! And you get a gift! Everyone gets a gift!"

Government shutdown over.

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1 COMMENT

  1. Doesn’t he just sound like a stereotypic gang-banger: “He disrespected me, that’s why me an my homies drove by his house and shot 23 innocent people.”

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