Posted by AzBlueMeanie:
"We're not going to be disrespected, we have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is."
— Rep. Marlin Stutzman (R-IN), quoted by the Washington Examiner, on the government shutdown.
"We have to get something out of this." Could it really be this easy to end the government shutdown?
For a few thousand dollars, we can put together some awesome Swag Bag Gifts for members of Congress, and then have Oprah come out and do her shtick: "Check under your seats. You get a gift! And you get a gift! And you get a gift! Everyone gets a gift!"
Government shutdown over.