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20 Christmas gift ideas for the Trumper in your family:
- Fully functioning Brain capable of logic plus free of denial, resentment and self pity (out of stock)
- Trump Reindeer Steaks made from phenomenal Manhattan rodent venison
- “Santa’s Sleigh Gun Rack” by Slayer
- “Ho Ho Ho Polar Bear Spray” with refills
- Trump autographed “Book of Favorite Phenomenal Bible Stories”, includes “The Three Wise Men who chose not to prosecute me”, “Amahl and the Muslim Ban” and “The Two Corinthians”
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- Donald Trump Nativity Set featuring Baby Donald
- “Rudy the Red Nosed Alcoholic Reindeer” Plush Lush Toy “Won’t you push my lies tonight?”
- “Frosty the Fake Electors Playset” complete with Ballot counting Toy Abacus by “Cyber Ninja” and one-size-fits-all Orange Jumpsuits
- Donald sings All the Phenomenal Holiday Hits on “I’m dreaming of a Very White Very Christian Christmas”
- “Bumble Trump and the Island of Misfit Toys Game- No One wants to See That! Get the “Misfit Losers” out of Bumble Trump’s Sight and Win!”
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- The Donald Trump very Short Story Collection, “It’s a Wonderful Life Sentence for Disloyal Rats Who hate America and Christmas”
- “Home Alone 3 at Mar-a-lago” featurette on DVD including Bonus High Quality Copies of Classified Documents, Nuclear Codes and War Plans
- Donald Trump’s Miraculous Slim Quick Weighing Scale “Everyone weighs 215-Pounds!”
- “Proud Boys” playset complete with Nazi tattoo stickers, nerf Pitchfork, and official “Presidential Pardon” by Retribution-Co
- “Confederate Flag Snuggli with White Hoodie” from Klanmart
- “Democracy Jenga” by Hasbro. Players take turns dismantling democracy one block at a time.
- “Insurrection” by Nihilist Video Games, a division of Nintendo. Hang Mike Pence for the Win!
- Digital “Tiki Torch March” Outdoor Yard Decor by U-Won’t-Replace-Us
- “Build the Wall” Lego Set
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- “Liar Liar” fireproof pants from Mike Lindell the My Pants GuyLeave a comment
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You have a gif of Cheeto driving a sleigh and holding some reins on the main page.
If I were to speculate, I’d guess that Rudy G. et. al. were on the other end of those reins.