So J.E.B.(!) Bush gave a foreign policy speech at the the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library last night and blamed Iraq on President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton — because he can’t bring himself to blame his idiot brother “W” for the biggest U.S. foreign policy fuck-up in the past century.
J.E.B.(!) is rearticulating “W’s” Bush Doctrine:
1. Preemptive war for political ends is justified (ignore international law which requires a threat of imminent attack and responding out of self-defense).
2. Imposing democracy through permanent military occupation works (ignore cultural, religious and historical reasons why the Shia-Sunni divide in Muslim countries makes a democratic form of government antithetical to their religious and cultural beliefs, and social structures and norms).
3. When (1) and (2) above prove to be entirely delusional and it all goes to hell, blame everyone else for your failures — especially Democrats (Remember: it’s never your fault!)
I’ll add a codicil to this revised Bush Doctrine: Hope that ill-informed American voters with short memories will not remember what a total fuck-up you were, and put you back into power so that you can do it all again. (This is what J.E.B.(!) is desperately hoping).