by David Safier
Some people wonder how McCain can still be seen as a straight talking maverick when he’s held so many different positions on so many issues. John show us how it’s done.
 Mah friends, this here’s what I call mah Maverick Fence. Ah kin do mah straight talkin’ from both sides of this thing. Watch how this works. First, I’m all for supportin’ our troops. Gimme a sec here, while I hop over the fence. Okey dokey, now I’m against givin them vets money to go to school. See how easy that is? First I’m askin’ John Hagee for his endorsement. Here I go, over the fence again. Now I reject him. Same with ol’ Rev Parsley. For him, reject him. First I was for comprehensive immigration reform. Now ah won’t even vote for mah own bill. I’m one hunnerd percent against torture, natchurly — ’cept when I‘m for it. Ah used to be against them tax cuts for the rich, but now, well . . . heh, heh. Me and Cindy‘re perdy rich ourselves. Shoot, ah could go on and on, but you get mah drift. Come back soon and I’ll show you how mah Make-Stuff-Up Rockin’ Chair works. |
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