There is No There, There

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There is No There, There

Gertrude Stein – my apologies to Oakland, CA

This blog began as an inquiry into the polical motivations of Rep. Juan Ciscomani CD6. Then a funny thing happened. People began to ask me if there wasn’t a larger issue here that encompassed more than the Southeastern part of Arizona. I started digging and I think these readers were correct.

I offer up this original analysis and ask you to extend it to Congessional Districts 2 (Eli Crane) and CD 9 (Paul Gosar). According to Wikipedia that is 33% of the population and 77% of the land area of AZ. Enough to make this issue genuinely a statwide ‘there is no there, there.’ Let me break it down.

Congressman Juan Ciscomani continues his pattern of stepping on the proverbial rake every week and getting smacked in the forehead once again. We do a good job of documenting that in these blogs. But let’s ask a deeper question.

Just what does this guy stand for? What are his principles? What does this guy actually believe when the cameras are off? What is his brand? So, I went searching through all public records, Congressional testimony, published interviews, and yes, his masterful AI-slop-generated weekly newsletter.

What did I find? Zip, nada, zero. Nothing of substance. Instead, a detailed analysis of all this data shows that heprojects the image of a carefully calibrated political weathervane rather than a legislator guided by a durable governing philosophy. His public positioning often appears reactive, tactical, and audience-specific rather than rooted in a coherent ideological framework.

Here’s a summary of what I found.

1. His public brand emphasizes biography more than governing theory

Ciscomani’s official messaging heavily foregrounds personal narrative—immigrant success story, family values, coaching football, bipartisan tone—while offering relatively little articulation of a larger constitutional, economic, or civic philosophy.

2. His issue portfolio often mirrors the political demands of a swing district rather than a consistent ideological architecture.

On some issues, he presents as a traditional conservative Republican: strong border enforcement, support for “Remain in Mexico,” law-and-order framing, and alignment with mainstream GOP immigration rhetoric.

3. The moderation often appears tactical rather than philosophical

Critics argue there is little evidence these bipartisan moves stem from an articulated governing doctrine such as communitarian conservatism, libertarianism, or reform conservatism. Sorry for the big words here, but it’s important to those with a political science bent that there is no moral compass here.

4. He rarely publicly challenges party leadership in meaningful structural ways.

The result is what critics describe as “performative centrism.” The accusation is not extremism. It is elasticity. His politics can appear less like a set of governing convictions and more like a balancing act optimized for reelection in a volatile district.

The political vulnerability in all this is narrative coherence. Voters can forgive moderation. They can forgive compromise. What they often struggle to forgive is the sense that no deeper operating system exists beneath the daily positioning.

Finding a durable governing philosophy underneath the press releases can feel like archaeological fieldwork. OK, I’ll put down my pick and shovel.

In short, he is an “empty suit.” Again, paraphrasing Gertrude Stein, “there is no there, there.” That may be why he never appears in public spaces like town halls or community Q&A venues. Just sayin’.

Arizona voters want authenticity and competence—the electeds from these districts (CD2, 6 and 9) display neither. You know what to do. Vote this fall for someone who is authentic and who has displayed competence at goverance not just performative politics.