Trump’s Relentless Farting Stinks Up New York Courtroom

“Stinky Don’s” constant farting is making lawyers and jurors wince in the Criminal Courts courtroom in Lower Manhattan.

You read it here first. This is a story that the mainstream media won’t touch, even with a gas mask.

“Several reporters told me while he slept, he would fart loudly. And then grunt and move,” said Senior Digital Editor for the MeidasTouch Network.

Ben Meiselas, owner of Los Angeles Magazine, reported that “Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom and that it’s very stinky around him.”

Reportedly, potential jurors who were dismissed stumbled out of the courtroom, gasping for air.

“Trump’s lawyers are repulsed by the scent and the smell,” Meiselas said, noting that these observations are from credible sources in the courtroom.

I reported in December in Did Trump Poop his Pants? that critics of Trump have said the former president has a “distinct smell.” Adam Kinzinger, a former Republican Congressman, encouraged people to ‘wear a mask’ when they’re in the presence of the ex-president due to his noticeable odor.

It’s unclear whether “Sleepy Don’s” fetid gassiness and obvious drowsiness during the trial is part of his defense strategy. The trial gets underway on Monday, April 22, 2024, and observers speculate that Judge Juan Merchan may have to issue another gag order against Trump.

Farting, also known as flatulence or wind, is caused by gas in the bowel. The intestines produce between 500 and 2,000 milliliters of gas daily, which is passed out of the anus at regular intervals. This gas is made up of noxious methane, nitrogen, and carbon dioxide.

It is caused by eating mass quantities of onions, prunes, brussels sprouts and beans. Another cause is swallowing air because of anxiety. Farting is a symptom of irritable bowel syndrome.

Democratic Florida Congressman Jared Moskowitz commented, “This is why the Freedom Caucus established the FART Team yesterday.” Some people say the acronym stands for “Fortify Anal Repellent for Trump.”

4 thoughts on “Trump’s Relentless Farting Stinks Up New York Courtroom”

  1. I wonder how many BforA readers are actually amused by this post.

    For those interested, especially Larry Bodine, Google “Camilla Parker Bowles Joe Biden” and see what comes up.

    Just one question, is AZBlueMeanie ever coming back?

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      • Well, I hope that whatever his obligations are, that everything gets worked out soon and for the best.

        I do miss his hair-on-fire posts. I’m sure a lot of your readers feel the same.

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