Trump Picks Vance for VP; We’ve Got the Scoop

In a move that left political pundits scratching their heads and comedy writers dancing with glee, Donald Trump has announced his choice for Vice President: J.D. Vance. The reasons behind this head-scratcher are as bizarre as they are hilarious. So, let’s dive into the wacky world of why Trump might have picked Vance: Count with … Read more

The GOP’s Doggone Cruelty Isn’t Just Policy, It’s Principle

In a recent unsettling reveal, Governor Kristi Noem of South Dakota boasted about offing her family’s misbehaving dog, an act she proudly defended as necessary and decisive. Yep, you heard it right—why bother with trifles like behavioral training or rehoming when you can just execute any bothersome beast on a whim? Her personal actions are … Read more

Can I Get An Amen? Edited Edicts for the Evangelical Echelon

Today, we’re unveiling the New Ten Commandments, freshly updated with a twist of moral ambiguity. Crafted exclusively for 2024’s presumptive Republican presidential nominee and tacitly approved by the GOP, this Decalogue offers smooth sailing through the stormy seas of nationalist politics and faithful fervor. Get ready for some divine guidance that’s as flexible as a Republican … Read more