The McCain Ranch, Late Last Night

by David Safier Things got pretty durn tense at the McCain Ranch Saloon last night. Thanks to my intrepid reporter, we got the scoop. Eat your heart out, New York Times!

Gov. Napolitano Veto Threatens Chaos for Local Elections, and No Oversight of $79 Billion in Public Funds

Senate Bill 1053 provides for citizen oversight of non-partisan (lots of local and municipal elections) and issue elections (bonds and initiatives). That’s most of the elected officials in the State, 79 billion in public financing, and some of the most important legislative acts in our state, including amendments to our state constitution. Pretty important stuff. … Read more

I Love the Sight of McCain in the Morning

by David Safier My source caught the man himself in front of his rustic log cabin on the McCain Ranch. The story goes, he cut down the trees and put them in place himself, singlehanded. Here he is checking himself out after his morning shave.

Another McCain Ranch Exclusive

by David Safier My source inside the McCain Ranch went beyond the call of duty yesterday. He crept behind the woodshed, hid on the nether side of a prickly pear cactus and caught this exchange between John and Mitt.