by David Safier
Andy Tobin has a radio hit piece out against Ann Kirkpatrick. It's boilerplate stuff: Obama-Kirkpatrick-Obamacare-Kirkpatrick-Obamacare-Obama-Kirkpatrick. The only truly wonderful part of it is the opening:
"Hello, I'm Andy Tobin, and I'm running for Congress because I'm sick of Washington, D.C."
Let me suggest a few follow-up slogans for the Tobin campaign:
"The federal government doesn't work, and I want to go to Washington to make sure it stays that way."
"I hate Washington so much, if I'm elected, I'm staying home."
No charge, Andy. My first two slogans are always on the house.
P.J. O’ Rourke: “Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work, and then they get elected and prove it.”