by David Safier
I can't resist posting this.
A mailer for Cap'n Al Melvin from the Arizona Association of REALTORS Leadership Committee uses these words to describe him: INTEGRITY • SECURITY • STENGTH
Stength? Help, my English teacher antennae are twitching, and I can't make them stop!
But that's not my favorite part of the mailer. My favorite part is the quote endsorsing Melvin. Pay special attention to the person making the endorsement.
" . . . Melvin is getting things done . . . he is the kind of legislator we need. Tough on border issues and willing to stand up for what he believes — he has my vote." -David P. District 26 Resident
David not only has a single letter last name — P. — but he has the distinguished title of "District 26 Resident." Mr. P. must be a very special man.
Here is the portion of the mailer with those two wonderful features, in case you think I'm making this up. (Click on it to see a full sized image.)