Updated 2/25/24
The survey results are in, and you, the readers of the Blog for Arizona, have voted: Yes, Trump smells bad because he pooped his pants. A lot of people are saying that this insight into Arizona confirms a nationwide prevailing view.
Among the 2,600 readers of the article, Did Trump Poop his Pants? You Decide, dozens of voters visited our free online survey. Two other choices tied for second: “B.O.” and “Old Man Smell.”
Everyone is now saying that Trump should try Liv Dry obese adult male diapers. An XXL Large will fit a waist from 72 to 90 inches, has leakage barrier leg cuffs, and can hold 5 cups. An 11-count pack costs only $37.99 on Amazon.
Fecal incontinence affects up to 17 million people in the United States. If asked for comment, Trump may have said, “That’s just what I had heard.”
It all began when Adam Kinzinger, a Republican ex-Congressman, encouraged people to ‘wear a mask’ when they’re in the presence of ex-president Trump due to his apparent odor.
Kinzinger, a vocal Trump critic, posted on his Twitter account this week that the former president possesses a strong smell. “I’m genuinely surprised how people close to Trump haven’t talked about the odor,” Kinzinger wrote earlier this week. “It’s truly something to behold. Wear a mask if you can,” he added.
What’s that smell?!
Political analysts worldwide speculated what kind of smell the 77-year old is emitting. Could it be bad breath from eating garlic or onions, analysts wondered. Many people say it could be alcohol hangover breath, which might explain Trump’s displays of senile dementia and mental decay.
Canned fish can also cause bad breath, but experts ruled this out because it is not on the McDonald’s menu.
When reached for comment, a Trump spokesman fumed, “Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.
Critics of Trump have mentioned the former president has a “distinct smell.” Comedian Kathy Griffin recalled that the former president smelled “like body odor with kind of like scented makeup products.” Speaking on The Mary Trump Show, Griffin added, “Donald has a distinct smell that doesn’t get enough press.”
Scientific research by some observers spotlighted five distinct possibilities:
- “B.O.,” or body odor, caused by not showering so as to avoid messing up his hair.
- Reeking body sweat caused stress and anxiety.
- Pooping in his pants.
- Powerful farting caused by eating beans or food that fell on the floor.
- Old Man Smell
Did this article leave you flushed with curiosity? Sniff out a different take on the same pungent topic! Read The Whiff of Political Discourse: Unpacking the Trending #TrumpSmells Hashtag by Kim M. Bayne
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I can’t stop laughing at this..
That is why Melania runs away from him
So you subscribe to the logical fallacy of two wrongs make a right. I do not attack peoples’ physical traits and you should not defend those who do.
If you recant, maybe you could convince the blog editor to take it down.
Am I the only one who reads this blog who is revolted by this juvenile and offensive post?
The man is rotten thru and thru..and now he smells like it.
It’s the odor of a redneck racist fascist. I’ve noticed that racists often smell putrid.
Finally BfA has found the intellectual level fitting for its writers. Congratulations to Larry and the 4th grader who edits this blog.
So you don’t like it when we personally attack the physical traits of Trump, like he does to others? Noted.
See above
T4ump the Insult Comic’s Twitter/X/Truth accounts are nothing but personal slurs going back to his old fighting with Rosie O’Donnell days, but JGCK seems to be lacking object permanence.
He said women accusing him of assault were too ugly, he even went after Ted Cruz’s wife. So classy!
Good thing right wing media, websites, and social media accounts never ever mock anyone’s appearance or behavior.
We learned if from you dad! We learned it from you!
Maybe Hypocrite Hall of Famer John Government Checks Kavanagh, friend of child murderer and noted Nazi JT Ready and supporter of convicted rapist Donald “It was a PERFECT POOP” T4ump should sit this one out.
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John only supports people who brag about grabbing women by the pussy.
Biggest hypocrite in Arizona. Ever.
I really can’t get over this guy’s comments. I’m starting to think this is some comedian impersonating JGCK.
No one can be this self un-aware and dense and still be able to feed himself.
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