Political Corruption Gets a New Name in Lincoln Strategy Group

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Link: Lincoln Strategy Group lining up clients fast.

Nathan Sproul, who has worked so hard to make his name synonymous with political corruption here in Arizona, is taking his name off the marquee of his firm in a merger with Arizona Chamber of Commerce lobbyist Jessica Pacheco. The new firm will be called Lincoln Strategy Group.

Isn’t that charming? Having dragged his own name through the mud so often that Sproul now basically means mud (with little flecks of venal corruption and illegal rat-fucking mixed in), Nathan is prepared to give the name of the founder of his party the same treatment.

The rumor mill has it that the next name change of Sproul’s firm is already in the works. The new name? Wolfram & Hart.