When I last checked in on the Septuagenarian Ninja Turtle, Mitch McConnell, he was busy manufacturing a “crisis” to create leverage for himself and the Neocon “security state” Republicans in the Senate who want to continue the bulk collection of telephone data, despite the Second Circuit Court of Appeals having already ruled that it is illegal and is not authorized by Section 215 of the USA Patriot Act. Second Circuit rules NSA bulk collection of phone records is illegal.
Things did not go well for the Turtle Man. He lost a series of votes, and would up recessing the Senate for a Memorial Day recess to “think about” what they had done for a week. Senate to Try Again After Bill on N.S.A. Collection of Phone Records Is Blocked. The Turtle Man scheduled a special Sunday session just as the sunset provision of the USA Patriot Act would expire at midnight to try to maintain his leverage.
Senators used their week off to think about it, and to think about it, until their thinkers were broken, and then they did pretty much the same thing on Sunday. Senators voted 77 to 17 on Sunday to take up the House bill, the USA Freedom Act, but only because the Turtle Man would allow amendments from the Neocon “security state” Republicans in the Senate, but no others, in a procedural move called “filling the tree.”
Senator Aqua Buddha, Rand Paul (R-KY) exercised his prerogative to not agree to the amendments and to force the senate waiting period for debate of amendments, thus causing three provisions of the USA Patriot Act to expire at midnight on Sunday (not really, the NSA is relying on “grandfather” provisions of the act to continue spying). Key Parts of Patriot Act Expire Temporarily as Senate Moves Toward Limits on Spying. The Turtle Man staged an epic gamble over U.S. spying powers — and lost. McConnell’s NSA gambit fails.


