National Elections

Yassamin Ansari Elected President of Democratic House Freshman Class

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Freshmen House Democrats elected Yassamin Ansari as the President of their group. In a press release the Arizona House Congressional District (CD) Three Representative-Elect said: “I’m honored by this vote of trust from my fellow freshman class. We’ve spent the last ten days getting to know each other and finding our footing and I can … Read more

Congratulations Senator-Elect Gallego, Who is Now on the Presidential and VP Shortlist for 2028

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This was the scene at Gallego for Senate headquarters last night following his declared victory over Kari Lake. A close to two year campaign of convincing voters from all political persuasions across the Grand Canyon state has paid off. Ruben Gallego will become the first Latino Senator in Arizona History. In comments to supporters following … Read more

Aspiring Republican Senate Leaders Appear to Give in to Trump’s Demands to Recess Appointments

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Apparently Mr. Trump does not intend to fill his government with the best and brightest. Duh. Wanting loyalty to him above all else including competence and love of country, the American Duce appears to have scored another victory against the American Ideal by pressuring Republican Senate Leader Aspirants John Thune, John Cornyn, and Rick Scott … Read more

Bracelets Against Tyranny? Someone Missed the Memo!

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So here we are: it’s 2024, democracy’s hanging by a thread, and your plan, my liberal white sister? Beaded blue bracelets. Yes, seriously. Now, when you see a woman in the wild wearing this special color-coded accessory, you can give her a subtle but knowing nod because, you know, you’re both on the same side of the not-a-Trumper divide. It’s a secret handshake, but with crafty couture.

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